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Sunday, May 25th, 2008

The British joke bout the Black hole machine‏


via videosift.com

FYI, Nobel feuding begins as Dr. Hawking (who estimates a 1% chance micro black holes will be created but thinks they will evaporate), bets $100 that the Higgs Boson will not be discovered and Professor Peter Higgs attacks Dr. Hawking’s scientific credibility, TimesOnLine, Sep 11, 2008

Poichien Says:
May 29th, 2008 at 12:43 pm edit

There once was a man from the CERN
Whose passion for physics did burn
So he sold his own soul
To create a black hole
My oh my he’d best buy a big urn

Actor Wil Wheaton Saves the World from Micro Black holes…

Rumor mill: Wwheaton and Actor Wessley Crusher...

Humor from the rumor mill… Comic, LHC, Wil Wheaton, and Black Holes.

There once was a collider in France,
Who’s hadrons at light speed did dance,
In collisions hadrons were kissing,
But particles shrank and went missing,
To its ankles did drop CERN’s pants

There once was a king on a hill,
Intent to impose his own will,
But the great machine he created,
Obeys mother nature unabated,
Loyd’s of London to pay the bill