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	<description>Large Hadron Collider Safety Facts</description>
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		<title>By: JTankers</title>
		<link>http://www.lhcfacts.org/2008/05/25/collider-humor/#comment-1115</link>
		<dc:creator>JTankers</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 04:49:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Funny Onion article:  http://www.theonion.com/content/news/scientists_warn_large_earth</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Funny Onion article:  <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news/scientists_warn_large_earth" rel="nofollow">http://www.theonion.com/content/news/scientists_warn_large_earth</a></p>
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		<title>By: JTankers</title>
		<link>http://www.lhcfacts.org/2008/05/25/collider-humor/#comment-1009</link>
		<dc:creator>JTankers</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 23:30:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is funny, the Large Hadron Drinking Game:

The rules are simple. Take a drink of your favourite beverage whenever one of the following occurs:  ...

http://nimnod.livejournal.com/435003.html</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is funny, the Large Hadron Drinking Game:</p>
<p>The rules are simple. Take a drink of your favourite beverage whenever one of the following occurs:  &#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://nimnod.livejournal.com/435003.html" rel="nofollow">http://nimnod.livejournal.com/435003.html</a></p>
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		<title>By: Akshay</title>
		<link>http://www.lhcfacts.org/2008/05/25/collider-humor/#comment-896</link>
		<dc:creator>Akshay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 12:09:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I would like to appriciate you efforts you have done in making this &lt;a href="http://charismatic-verma.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow"&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt;. I am expecting some more good posts by you keep rocking</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I would like to appriciate you efforts you have done in making this <a href="http://charismatic-verma.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">blog</a>. I am expecting some more good posts by you keep rocking</p>
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		<title>By: JTankers</title>
		<link>http://www.lhcfacts.org/2008/05/25/collider-humor/#comment-132</link>
		<dc:creator>JTankers</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 13:29:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>God: &lt;a href="http://randomnessandwaffle.wordpress.com/2008/07/13/more-on-the-large-hadron-collider/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;We'll do that when they turn on the Large Hadron Collider&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>God: <a href="http://randomnessandwaffle.wordpress.com/2008/07/13/more-on-the-large-hadron-collider/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">We&#8217;ll do that when they turn on the Large Hadron Collider</a>.</p>
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		<title>By: Brandon</title>
		<link>http://www.lhcfacts.org/2008/05/25/collider-humor/#comment-103</link>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 02:31:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>

&lt;a href="http://www.x9tech.com/Portals/154/LHCWereHere.jpg" rel="nofollow"&gt;You Were Here&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.x9tech.com/Portals/154/LHCWereHere.jpg" rel="nofollow">You Were Here</a></p>
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		<title>By: JTankers</title>
		<link>http://www.lhcfacts.org/2008/05/25/collider-humor/#comment-92</link>
		<dc:creator>JTankers</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Re-posted from: &lt;a href="http://www.phantasmix.com/index.php/2008/07/01/amusement-of-the-day/" rel="nofollow"&gt;Amusement of the Day&lt;/a&gt; on phantasmix.com

&lt;i&gt;Can’t you tell that the lawyers wrote this report? So these scientists have no idea what might happen, but there’s no “conceivable danger”. In other words, there is danger, they just can’t imagine what it might be.&lt;/i&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Re-posted from: <a href="http://www.phantasmix.com/index.php/2008/07/01/amusement-of-the-day/" rel="nofollow">Amusement of the Day</a> on phantasmix.com</p>
<p><i>Can’t you tell that the lawyers wrote this report? So these scientists have no idea what might happen, but there’s no “conceivable danger”. In other words, there is danger, they just can’t imagine what it might be.</i></p>
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		<title>By: JTankers</title>
		<link>http://www.lhcfacts.org/2008/05/25/collider-humor/#comment-82</link>
		<dc:creator>JTankers</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 10:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Re-posted from &lt;a href ="http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=18828#comment-1213118" rel="nofollow"&gt;Will the Hadron Collider Kill Us All??&lt;/a&gt; on Dvorak Uncensored.

JimR said,  on June 29th, 2008 at 9:30 am

"&lt;i&gt;If the earth succumbs to a man-made black hole, then all you nay-sayers will be considered extremely dense.&lt;/i&gt;"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Re-posted from <a href ="http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=18828#comment-1213118" rel="nofollow">Will the Hadron Collider Kill Us All??</a> on Dvorak Uncensored.</p>
<p>JimR said,  on June 29th, 2008 at 9:30 am</p>
<p>&#8220;<i>If the earth succumbs to a man-made black hole, then all you nay-sayers will be considered extremely dense.</i>&#8220;</p>
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		<title>By: JTankers</title>
		<link>http://www.lhcfacts.org/2008/05/25/collider-humor/#comment-71</link>
		<dc:creator>JTankers</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:59:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Good music video on YouTube:

LHC - Collider
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1L2xODZSI4
"&lt;i&gt;You prefer your collider&lt;/i&gt;"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good music video on YouTube:</p>
<p>LHC - Collider<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1L2xODZSI4" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1L2xODZSI4</a><br />
&#8220;<i>You prefer your collider</i>&#8220;</p>
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		<title>By: JTankers</title>
		<link>http://www.lhcfacts.org/2008/05/25/collider-humor/#comment-47</link>
		<dc:creator>JTankers</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 22:44:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;a href="http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2008/03/oops.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Dilber says Oops&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;span style="font-size: smaller;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;(&lt;a href="http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2008/03/oops.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2008/03/oops.html&lt;/a&gt;)
&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;

"&lt;em&gt;My favorite story recently is about the &lt;strong&gt;lawsuit to stop the $8 billion Large Hadron Collider&lt;/strong&gt; out of fear that it might shrink the universe to the size of a gnat turd.&lt;/em&gt;"

"&lt;i&gt;I’ll bet a lot of people in that position would take at least a &lt;strong&gt;5% risk of incinerating the galaxy&lt;/strong&gt; versus incinerating their own careers. &lt;strong&gt;I know I would&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2008/03/oops.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><strong>Dilber says Oops</strong></a></p>
<p><span style="font-size: smaller;"><em>(<a href="http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2008/03/oops.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2008/03/oops.html</a>)<br />
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<p>&#8220;<em>My favorite story recently is about the <strong>lawsuit to stop the $8 billion Large Hadron Collider</strong> out of fear that it might shrink the universe to the size of a gnat turd.</em>&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;<i>I’ll bet a lot of people in that position would take at least a <strong>5% risk of incinerating the galaxy</strong> versus incinerating their own careers. <strong>I know I would</strong>.</i>&#8220;</p>
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		<title>By: poichien</title>
		<link>http://www.lhcfacts.org/2008/05/25/collider-humor/#comment-46</link>
		<dc:creator>poichien</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 22:42:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There once was a man from the CERN
Whose passion for physics did burn
So he sold his own soul
To create a black hole
My oh my he’d best buy a big urn</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There once was a man from the CERN<br />
Whose passion for physics did burn<br />
So he sold his own soul<br />
To create a black hole<br />
My oh my he’d best buy a big urn</p>
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