Collider Humor
The British joke bout the Black hole machine
via videosift.com
FYI, Nobel feuding begins as Dr. Hawking (who estimates a 1% chance micro black holes will be created but thinks they will evaporate), bets $100 that the Higgs Boson will not be discovered and Professor Peter Higgs attacks Dr. Hawking’s scientific credibility, TimesOnLine, Sep 11, 2008
Poichien Says:
May 29th, 2008 at 12:43 pm edit
There once was a man from the CERN
Whose passion for physics did burn
So he sold his own soul
To create a black hole
My oh my he’d best buy a big urn
Actor Wil Wheaton Saves the World from Micro Black holes…
Humor from the rumor mill… Comic, LHC, Wil Wheaton, and Black Holes.
There once was a collider in France,
Who’s hadrons at light speed did dance,
In collisions hadrons were kissing,
But particles shrank and went missing,
To its ankles did drop CERN’s pants
There once was a king on a hill,
Intent to impose his own will,
But the great machine he created,
Obeys mother nature unabated,
Loyd’s of London to pay the bill
June 9th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
There once was a man from the CERN
Whose passion for physics did burn
So he sold his own soul
To create a black hole
My oh my he’d best buy a big urn
June 9th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Dilber says Oops
(http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2008/03/oops.html)
“My favorite story recently is about the lawsuit to stop the $8 billion Large Hadron Collider out of fear that it might shrink the universe to the size of a gnat turd.”
“I’ll bet a lot of people in that position would take at least a 5% risk of incinerating the galaxy versus incinerating their own careers. I know I would.“
June 24th, 2008 at 4:59 am
Good music video on YouTube:
LHC - Collider
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1L2xODZSI4
“You prefer your collider“
June 30th, 2008 at 4:51 am
Re-posted from Will the Hadron Collider Kill Us All?? on Dvorak Uncensored.
JimR said, on June 29th, 2008 at 9:30 am
“If the earth succumbs to a man-made black hole, then all you nay-sayers will be considered extremely dense.“
July 2nd, 2008 at 2:00 am
Re-posted from: Amusement of the Day on phantasmix.com
Can’t you tell that the lawyers wrote this report? So these scientists have no idea what might happen, but there’s no “conceivable danger”. In other words, there is danger, they just can’t imagine what it might be.
July 3rd, 2008 at 8:31 pm
You Were Here
July 13th, 2008 at 7:29 am
God: We’ll do that when they turn on the Large Hadron Collider.
August 30th, 2008 at 6:09 am
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October 19th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
This is funny, the Large Hadron Drinking Game:
The rules are simple. Take a drink of your favourite beverage whenever one of the following occurs: …
http://nimnod.livejournal.com/435003.html
December 15th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Funny Onion article: http://www.theonion.com/content/news/scientists_warn_large_earth